Madness string 94300

Random mermaid
Between lady foxes in heat sounding like women being murdered, barn owls screeching like tortured souls, whatever it is that crunches across my gravel drive at 3am, and idiots who let their cats roam at night, the dark is full of interesting noises.

I knew a man once who said there are 291 ways to kill a man. I could come up with more if I hadn't wasted the one on the man.