It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.
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The party kicks off with brisket, potato salad, other barbecue stuff, and a keg of Natty Light. Some of my friends decided to commandeer my pool while others decided to do keg-stands with our crappy beer. We're all in our mid-30s to early 40's. We're adults, really. Maybe not.