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Random mermaid
In my experience one- to two-year-olds consistently enjoy nothing more than launching themselves backwards and arching their entire body so they're impossible to keep hold of. Bonus points if they kick out really hard when they're doing so or manage to headbutt you on the chin.

These walls are a chronicle only I can read, and every line tells the tale of why I should not be allowed to live unsupervised.