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Random mermaid
We're like the medical examiner. By the time you bring us your drama it's already dead and we're just amped to do the autopsy.

Being mistaken for a princess by little girls is incredibly common. Now I could sit there and explain to them that, no, I'm just a boring regular person who spent way too much money to look like a cupcake, but that's not really what they want to hear. Kids deserve a little bit of extra magic in the world.