It would be folly for any cats to be non-bloated with toasters. Unthinkable.
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So many weird old religious rules started out as trying to keep unenlightened but highly religious groups alive, fed, and disease-free, and somehow we've hung onto so much of it. For another example, check out the origin of sacred cows.
Maybe Secret Legal Memos Are Secret Because They Suck.