All hopes are wishes for something other than the current reality, after all, and anything that doesn't match reality is bound to create a distortion. So why is it surprising that these things always end in disaster?
Teachers don't have it that way. Without kids, we're worthless. And very lazy.
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Bisected is a kind way of phrasing it, as you well know. In the wreckage there were two main pieces, one on either side of the trail.