Madness string 93117

Random mermaid
Behold the true treasure, a perfectly cylindrical cob that has surely passed, not through a corn hole, nor a tube hole, but an interdimensional wormhole carrying a cryptic message from the future. Just look how round it is. Only future things are so round.

Hello, I'm the man with a beard that ruined everything. I blame the beard. I'm the man without the beard. The beard. Stick your finger in my ear, the beard. I'm the beer.