It's not a super serious thing. It literally has a power called Crab Battle, that upgrades to CRAB BATTLE, that itself upgrades to CRAB BATTLE! And then to CRAB BATTLE!
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Sometimes I get a pang that I've missed out on the latest big, dramatic love, but I know it isn't really what I want. I want the person who makes me feel at home the moment she steps into a room. Knowing you want that makes a big difference. You will find them, I'm sure.