We're all kept alive by magic. My magic's just a little different from yours.
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I just refer to all my bad juju as trauma soup. Sometimes we are flippant about the awful things that happen to us because being serious about them makes us too sad, or going into too much detail makes us cry or whatever.
It's not like it matters terribly much, it's one of those 'let's fix it if we can be arsed to' things.