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Random mermaid
Yes, once you have what, two, three children to take care of? The naming parameters of your loss don't actually matter as much as whether you can feed and care for your lumpy potato children who are trying to eat dirt off the floor and swallow loose screws and such.

As with any waterspout or tornado, the best advice is to be in an interior part of the lowest floor of a sturdy building - and not outside, whether sharks are raining down or not.