5 billion neutrinos walk into a bar. One says 'Ouch!'
Madness string 9175
Enlightenment allows you to have a grid of workspaces called virtual desktops. Switching between them is achieved by hurling the mouse cursor to the edge of the screen, at which the desktop appears to slide across to reveal the next.
It's okay. All you have to do is unplug the zarooorth matrix and make sure to de-brog it before you cook it. Don't forget, only macrowave cookers will do.