You can't 'sarcastically' say something if I can't sarcastically agree with you.
Madness string 9051
Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!
I met an interesting character yesterday you might be able to use. He was a tall black man with a red towel cylinder around his head with dreads standing tall out of it.