Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
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Aloe doesn't care if you leave it bareroot on the kitchen counter for a week. Neither does jade. Kohleria turns into a funny worm thing. Pilea peperomioides will always come back, even from a stump. Hoya carnosa refuses to dry up. Floating plants can't be overwatered. String of turtles propagates from anything. Mother of thousands survives being buried alive in a jar underneath my nightstand.