I don't give a fuck what you do if you do your job correctly. You could come in late, leave early, drink bottomless mint julips in the break room, and drop acid, for all I care. But do your job correctly.
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The report reminds 'roadkill takers' to always cook meat to an internal temperature of 160 degrees, after first checking their prize for 'visible signs of bacteria and bugs'. It also provides a handy recipe for 'Pan Braised Squirrels'.