I'm looking at her right now, and she's rolling around in her little bed, looking all sweet and cute, but the minute you try to rub her, she slaps you. We thought she was in pain and took her to the vet and he said: 'No, this cat is just a jerk'.
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There's also the trees that make inter-planetary root systems, the inorganic aliens from a different dimension that manipulate spacetime as a matter of course, the insane guy that cloned himself into an empire, the fish mafia, the vampire ghost cultist nomads...