Because I can't be bothered to figure out how to explain 2,500 googly eyes to my budget, I'm just going to use my gift card money.
A wall is not a booby trap. Anything that is visible can never be a booby trap.
Madness string 86763
An ion walks into a bar and says 'I think I left an electron here last night,' and the bartender says 'are you positive?'