Madness string 86720

Random mermaid
My impression was always that everything is made of sweat. First the cow licked the giant out of the salt, and then everything else, giants, svartalfar, lysalfar, various pre-gods, emerged from his sweat. Some from the armpits, some from... well, any sweaty part.

He claims he is not involuntary celibate because he has has sex with his plushie and is in a relationship with Kermit and Joker.