As much as I love my husband, he is a coward. I don't think he is an asshole. I think he just isn't that person who is going to be able to be counted on for help. No one is perfect. What kind of imperfect are you okay with, though?
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Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!