Madness string 85992

Random mermaid
My husband insisted he didn't like asparagus, eggplant, so much else. After eating at my mother in law's house once where she served asparagus from a can that she then boiled for half an hour, I had to ask him if all the asparagus he had ever had had been tinned and boiled to death. It had been.

I wish I wasn't an alcoholic so I could do nothing but drink.