Madness string 85989

Random mermaid
Being mistaken for a princess by little girls is incredibly common. Now I could sit there and explain to them that, no, I'm just a boring regular person who spent way too much money to look like a cupcake, but that's not really what they want to hear. Kids deserve a little bit of extra magic in the world.

The soft scraping noise as the leaf unfurls is not something most people would think to include.