Would you like... ssssssoap? Would you like to rub... soffffft, whiiiiite bubbles all over your body? Would you like to be ssssubssssumed in cleansing FOAM? PURGED of the many, tiny, tiny IMPURITIES RIDDLING YOUR FLESH THIS VERY INSTANT?!
Madness string 85174
My father once gently slapped me with a loaf of ham, that was so unexpected that I just shutted up.