For all we know manbearpig very well may be the patriarchy.
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Oh, the new plane has mechanical issues. Where 'mechanical issues' apparently means 'they spilled jet fuel right on the tarmac next to it' (judging by the fuel truck, puddle on the ground, fire truck, and two police vans next to it).
As to the color, I was originally going to call it lime green, but that's more like crime green. Green is my favorite color, but that's just painful to look at.