Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.
Teachers don't have it that way. Without kids, we're worthless. And very lazy.
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Worth noting, as far as I can tell, this is the first usage of the term 'Wikipedians' in the Congressional Record.