JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say 'Fuck this shit', but I can never be sure what 'this' refers to.
And now I'm stumbling through the madlist, head over heels, whispering and shouting and if anyone were to see or hear me, they would probably wish they weren't, and call the authorities. Luckily, my darling wind is shouting louder than I am, so nobody can hear...