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Voices in the Shadows
I should be awake, theoretically, but ERR_INSUFFICIENT_AMOUNT_OF_CAFFEINE
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Reporters just keep _splainingsplaining and it offends me deeply.
Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!