As man of the house, I am entitled to be the one wearing the meat pants.
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We can't control our feelings and we shouldn't attempt to, but we can and should work to control our reactions to said feelings.
Here's where the cream comes back into play. Take the naked cream and plop it right on to your undulating tongue. Maybe your tongue isn't undulating, but mine always is. I'm not sure it matters.