You have the free will to do as I tell you... or be punished.
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Baby can't manage to put peas in its own mouth but is able to control an iPhone. What a world we live in.
Photosynthetic woman? Yeah. That's pretty reasonable. Makes total sense. Soviet Colonel whose spirit animal is Pikachu? Well that's inconvenient, but no questions asked here. Vampires and Cyborg Ninjas? Typical day on the job.