I just strap a pillow to my head, go into the backyard, and headbutt a tree.
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Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?
Exactly. A lava-hot roaring smolder of battery while surrounded by water that can do nothing for you. You get to burn and drown to death at the same time. F'ing Pearl Harbor shit.