My brother had a dog named Faucet. She drooled a lot.
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If there is a God, he will have to beg my forgiveness.
I'm glad you brought this up, because I personally measure the value of all things in life by the amount of spaghetti they can contain. Wife and kids? They're good for a bowl or two, max. Not very impressive. A Tesla truck? Now we're fuckin' talkin'.