See how simple it is? Any problem is solved by making it unusable.
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My writing muse is much like a cat. Only really does stuff when it wants to, and will constantly claw at your skull unless you address it. Of course, by the time you actually address it, the muse will suddenly lose interest.
THERE'S A MUTHAFUCKA IN Y'ALL'S BACKYARD AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT Y'ALL IF Y'ALL IN Y'ALL'S LIVING ROOM!