I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don't let you do that as a regular doctor.
Combined Arms. One arm is punching you while the other is messing with your phone.
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I think my favorite part of the story is the twenty minutes you spent drilling the hole in the coconut. That really show some serious commitment to your goals. Twenty minutes prepping a coconut for fornication and at no point do you stop to second guess yourself. Way to stand by your decision.