It probably looks... icky. Grey. Dry. DEAD. It's the corpse of food.
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In 1967, an Ecuadorian foot powder company advertised its product, Pulvapies, as a mayoral candidate in the town of Picoazá. Surprisingly, the foot powder won by a clear majority.
If I found out my mother was a bunch of squirrels wearing an overcoat, that would explain everything perfectly.