Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty - you think of nothing for that second. That's why it's so compelling - it's a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void - you have nothing in your head save white light.
I'm sorry. It's just such an honour to be sitting here with a... security officer.
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The time you walk into Home Depot and think, 'Ooh, KNOBS!' that's it. Your childhood is over.