Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten.
Yle, the Buzzfeed of Finland. Both are shit but at least we get to pay for this.
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There are people, and we're all probably related to at least one of them, who can 'rationalize' anything, or who have beliefs that are so stubborn that they just cannot hear reason if reason is not aligned with said belief. Sometimes it's not worth trying.