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The spoon. You can improve on it by making it comically large.
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He is even worse than a leaf, he is - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - an Australian.
Oh, I have walked five hundred miles, and I will walk five hundred more, because I'm being stalked by a madwoman with a fire hose.