Madness string 773

Random mermaid
It is an impossible sofa. A great mystery, unquantifiable, unsolvable. We all have them, little things we find that simply cannot be and yet they are nonetheless there, before us, taunting, tantalising, jarring our very perception of reality. There is no reason, no explanation, no hope of understanding. They are simply impossible. And they are sofas. And they are what make the universe worth living in.

When they say that they won't kiss and tell, what they really mean is, 'the things which go on in here are literally unspeakable'.