Madness string 66888

Random mermaid
What do you mean when you say my time management is bad? At 8am I wake up. I have breakfast and brush my teeth. Then from 9am to 8pm I tolerate worms.

The computer, after much analysis and consideration, proudly announced that there was no possible way to remove the sofa from its improbable position. So on a hunch, he told it to analyse how it had gotten there in the first place. After much analysis and consideration, it announced that there was no possible way it could have arrived in that position, either.