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Voices in the Shadows
You're actually a horrible, writhing mass of sentient voles.
Madness string 5781
Look at me! I'm cheerful because I put a cheerful sticker on my forehead.
Remember, Apple won't let the villain use an iPhone. So if everyone is using Apple phones except for one person, you found the bad guy.