Get you someone who looks at you the way my brother looks at potatoes.
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Oh, I suppose you thought you were quite clever, there, didn't you.
Fond memories of getting a 'suicide soda' after my softball games. The best was when Surge was a thing. I'd be high on adrenaline after a game and then down a suicide soda with Surge in it and basically become feral. I feel bad for my mom now that I'm an adult.