You can't stupid-proof your house, nor should you try.
Madness string 498
We are small but we are many, we are many, we are small... we were here before you rose; we will be here when you fall.
We are starting to come to desperation as I am too lazy to clean my house without the help of my god-forsaken Roomba. Eventually, I'll have to. But not before I become one with the couch, or the bed. Whichever one I choose not to get out of.