When Mister Safety Catch is not on, Mister Crossbow is not Your Friend.
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A reality-pasting nihilism-blasting turducken strapped to a god of graves. Yes, this sounds like D&D.
Natural maggot infestations actually save lives when someone has a flesh rot problem and hasn't sought proper treatment. Removal of the dead flesh prevents infection spreading/sepsis.