The Garden
Gallery
Blog
Wikis
The Madness
The List
Random
Huh?
Voices in the Shadows
Your cat mistook the chair for a lizard and malfunctioned.
Madness string 46452
Trying to die isn't a suicide attempt. Sometimes people who attempt suicide don't even hit 'trying to die' on the severity scale.
it's the second bounce that kills you. First shatters bones; the second drives them into organs.