Madness string 45985

Random mermaid
We are an unregistered non-profit with no money, no income, no advertising, no soliciting, and no sales. We have no lawyers; we barely even have members, and we don't know how they are. So if you want to give us publicity, by all means, we'll take it, but don't expect us to pay for it. All we have is a half-empty bottle of vodka and these three servers we can't quite locate.

She is so deeply delusional she would tunnel into the Earth's core just to avoid realising Dave is the human embodiment of a moldy single-ply toilet paper.