'Artist' is just a nice way of saying 'really creative asshole'.
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Photosynthetic woman? Yeah. That's pretty reasonable. Makes total sense. Soviet Colonel whose spirit animal is Pikachu? Well that's inconvenient, but no questions asked here. Vampires and Cyborg Ninjas? Typical day on the job.
I have very expensive tastes, which I work around by being very skilled.