BLOBS! Well, okay... binary large objects. But blob sounds better.
Where language might fail us, the poetries of maths and physics bring clarity.
Madness string 456
Oh, the new plane has mechanical issues. Where 'mechanical issues' apparently means 'they spilled jet fuel right on the tarmac next to it' (judging by the fuel truck, puddle on the ground, fire truck, and two police vans next to it).