You'll find you're now several inches taller, and that the chairs never even hit the sidewalk - they evaporated several stories down, even if you live in a first-floor apartment. They disappeared because you're capable of forgiveness now.
You can learn a lot in a small dark room. Don't let anyone tell you different.
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It's almost heaven for those who like their meat with a side of meat chased with a bit of meat.