The more you think about it, the more you realise all vampire rules are just anti-Italian rules. Can't eat garlic? IN ITALY? Can't go out in sunlight? IN ITALY? Can't go near crucifixes? IN ITALY? Can't cross running water? IN ITALY?
Nothing is going to make me part with my shovels. And the spades. And the trowel.
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Remember, if you give humanity a hole... they will put everything up it.