Did I mention I named the software 'mongoose'? What, you thought I was wrestling with a real, physical animal? Please... I've lost fingers to bumblebees before. Granted, they were really big bumblebees...
I only work in two currencies. Words and hags. You have nothing to bribe me with.
Madness string 420
The problem with having an abrasive genius for a role model is that it's generally much easier to emulate abrasiveness than genius.