Why do so many dudes know it doesn't smell if it's dry?!
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A is for effort. B is for don't burn yourself out. C is for learn to spell, damnit.
I grew up around people in the overlapping circles of 'enough money to afford a pool' and 'not enough money to afford a slope that requires math, as a flat bottom just requires Jim-Bob's tractor'.