Cheri, it's not paranoia when even the vegetables are out to get you.
Madness string 38842
A man shitposts. A slave upvotes.
You know what I hate? I go to the movies to watch a movie. I find a seat where I can see and hear it properly. I settle down to watch. Then a fat guy invariably comes and sits in front of me at the last minute... I hate it!